*according to my sources, this is a graphic depiction of Captain Jack Sparrow, just a few minutes after he pirated an electronic copy of "Freedom"*
Executive bitching about online piracy is something very common nowadays. The inability to buy a spare Benz for their children has been tearing through the upper class like the black plague. It's not often we hear about literary online piracy though. Thanks to the work of CNET's journalist David Carnoy, here's the top 10 most pirated eBooks you can find on free shit lovers haven The Pirate Bay.
1. 1000 Photoshop Tips and Tricks
2. Advanced Sex: Explicit Positions for Explosive Lovemaking
3. What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?: 200 Curious Questions
4. Photoshop CS5 All-in-One For Dummies
5. What Rich People Know & Desperately Want to Keep a Secret-
6. 101 Short Cuts in Maths Any One Can Do
7. Touch Me There!: A Hands-On Guide to Your Orgasmic Hot Spots
8. How to Blow Her Mind in Bed
9. 1001 Math Problems
10. How To Make People Like You In 90 Seconds Or Less
>You know what? I can totally get behind the pirating of Photoshop books. It's an overpriced and deceitful piece of software and its rightful place is in the hands of mischievous web anarchists who are looking to turn into ridicule self-righteous attention whores and celebrities. But look at the others. Is that what mankind has came down to? Sexual mediocrity and the desperate quest for easy living. I'm appalled, yet fascinated. Thank you internet.
1. 1000 Photoshop Tips and Tricks
2. Advanced Sex: Explicit Positions for Explosive Lovemaking
3. What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?: 200 Curious Questions
4. Photoshop CS5 All-in-One For Dummies
5. What Rich People Know & Desperately Want to Keep a Secret-
6. 101 Short Cuts in Maths Any One Can Do
7. Touch Me There!: A Hands-On Guide to Your Orgasmic Hot Spots
8. How to Blow Her Mind in Bed
9. 1001 Math Problems
10. How To Make People Like You In 90 Seconds Or Less
>You know what? I can totally get behind the pirating of Photoshop books. It's an overpriced and deceitful piece of software and its rightful place is in the hands of mischievous web anarchists who are looking to turn into ridicule self-righteous attention whores and celebrities. But look at the others. Is that what mankind has came down to? Sexual mediocrity and the desperate quest for easy living. I'm appalled, yet fascinated. Thank you internet.
