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On Meeting Your Idols (Short Essay by Jason Lee Norman)



This is part of Jason Lee Norman's AMERICAS blog tour. I reviewed the book a few weeks ago and liked it a lot. Today, Jason comes in, to talk about the writers who inspired him to pick un a pen (well, keyboard) and write stories of his own. Go visit his web site and buy the book. It's very good and most important, it's unique and fun.

ON MEETING YOUR IDOLS
by: Jason Lee Norman

             With the exception of Dr. Seuss and J.R.R Tolkien, there are three writers who are responsible for me making the choice to try and become a writer: Ernest Hemingway, Salman Rushdie, and Gabriel Garcia Marquez. These three are at the top of the pyramid and there have been many others since then who have inspired me to keep going but these three were the first three and the path can be traced all the way back to them. One died before I was born, one is a socialite in New York City somewhere, and one is Gabriel Garcia Marquez who may or may not be a thousand year old magician responsible for unlocking the healing powers of the mango. So there are two left alive who I may be able to meet sometime in my life. What happens when you get to meet your idols?

                I finally watched Midnight in Paris last week and in it, Owen Wilson has the ability to interact with all of his creative influences and idols. He meets Hemingway and even gets him to read part of his manuscript. Terrifying. I don’t think I’d be able to handle giving Ernest Hemingway my work in progress. That would be too much for me to handle. I think the best I could do would be to tell him how much I loved his writing and maybe if we were in Michigan or something we could go fishing and get drunk and talk about the future. That might be all I need from Hemingway. Just to breathe the same air as him and share a conversation about whatever. Would most people just spend their time asking him about his secrets to great writing or would they not leave until he complimented their own work and say that it had strength and merit? I’m not sure.“Mr. Hemingway. I loved Old Man and the Sea and I loved A Moveable Feast and I love all of your short stories. Would you like to go fishing with me some time? Teach me how to fish like you. Please?”

                When I was eighteen I read The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie. I didn’t know much about the book except that awhile back it got Mr. Rushdie into some hot water with some Muslims. That fact alone excited me enough to want to read it. It was the most completely bonkers thing I’d ever read at the time and is still one of my favourite books ever. What would I say if I ever ran into Rushdie at a party? Maybe I’d say, Mr. Rushdie, your writing fills me up like a warm bowl of soup but you’re obviously a maniac. I’d probably be the first person to ever tell him something like that so it would definitely be a feather in my cap. What is there to really say to these people? Do you just say thank you and move on? Sometimes there’s even too much anxiety to say thank you. How do you even speak about something so close to you as literature? It’s best to avoid the subject altogether. “Mr. Rushdie, I hear that you are a supporter of the Totteham Hotspur Football Club. I am a supporter of Arsenal Football Club and although I think my team will destroy your team, I’d love it if we could go watch a match together some time.”

                And then there’s Gabriel Garcia Marquez. I’ll admit that I smile whenever somebody reads my book and says, “I can tell that you love Marquez so much”. I don’t mind that at all but I do know that I’ll never really come close to what he’s done. Not even if I live to be twice as old as he is now or discover that guava is the secret to longevity. In another Woody Allen movie, Sweet and Lowdown, the Sean Penn character is the second greatest guitar player in the world. Second only to his idol, Django Reinhardt. Penn’s character listens to Reinhardt’s music and weeps and the few times when he’s been in the same room as Reinhardt he either has a panic attack or he passes out completely. This would probably be me if I ever came within one hundred yards of Marquez. There’s no point in even trying to imagine what I’d ever say to him, it won’t happen. “Mr. Marquez. Gracias.”

                There’s only one real answer to the question of what to do when you meet your idols. You work hard and create something that maybe one day they come across and really love and then when they meet you, maybe they’ll be the ones to be a bit nervous and not quite know what to say. Inside they’ll just be a tiny bit jealous of your way with words. That’s really the only chance I have of ever coming in contact with my living idols. I just have to keep putting work out into the world that is good and maybe one day they’ll pick it up and they’ll like it and someday I’ll be able to tell them that I was able to write that because of them.

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