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I shall spare you. You will be my John The Baptist. You will clean off that shit and go spread the world that this is no longer your land. This land is my land and all shall worship and follow the Regansaurus!
If you want to now what existential despair looks like, talk to people during a presidential campaign. The only weapon against the vapidity of voting in Occident is satire, to help the masses understand the vapidity and the silliness of their situations. I was vaguely aware of the Mandy De Sandra internet phenomenon when she released the Kirk Cameron book because I, quite frankly, am not sure who Kirk Cameron is. As the 2016 U.S presidential campaign is slowly winding up, I had to check out her çerotic Ronald Reagan dinophilia novelette RAVISHED BY REAGANSAURUS and well, I was pleasantly surprised, in the measure that this kind of book can pleasantly surprise you.
Michael Hanley is a 16 years old prodigy grad student at MIT working on a thesis about dinosaur DNA. He vows a not so secret admiration to these noble beasts and caresses the dream of bringing them back to life by mixing their DNA with human DNA'. It's George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and their Neocon Superfriends who give Michael his first opportunity by moving him to a secret lab and asking them to bring the prophet of Neo-conservatives back to life: Ronald Reagan himself. The Regansaurus is a glorious creation, but there's only one problem: he's horny, hungry and a complete slave to his pulsions.
''We are taking you to reach your potential given to you by The Almighty. Are you a religious man Mr. Hanley?"
"Um. Not really President Bush."
"I know. It was one of them, methorical questions. I read your file. I saw that you're one of them intellectual secular humanoidists. A fancy term for non-believer. But hey, that is OK. I learned some stuff over the years. Check this: Jesus and God, they're like us. They are flawed even when they are perfect. like God is a good barber who gives everyone the right haircut but then you blame him cause you went bald, when it was really your fault because you could of got yourself some Rogaine."
"I don't understand what that means, President Bush."
"Son, you're Rogaine and Freedom needs a haircut. Comprende?"
I've deliberately chosen long quotes from RAVISHED BY REAGANSAURUS in order to illustrate that it is a much smarter book that it introduces itself to be. It's not just an iconoclast rant meant to put conservative figurehead through a gauntlet of gruesome sex acts, there's a little bit of that but the satire is based on twisted symbolism and Mandy De Sandra's knowledge of her political history. See, Ronald Reagan was somewhat of a ancestor to the George W. Bush era, So not only the dinophilia angle is silly, but it's also symbolically accurate. To be honest, it would've been even more efficient if it downplayed the graphic dinosex parts and focused on being funny because Mandy De Sandra's got a sharp tongue and a great sense of humor.
If you have a weak stomach for gruesome sex descriptions - like...uh...me, for example - RAVISHED BY REAGANSAURUS gets quite intense. The dinosex scenes are long and spectacular. As the 2016 presidential campaign crawls its way into next year, that bullshit cascades down in the media and neocon ninjas try to assassinate Bernie Sanders for speaking the truth in intelligible words, it'll be interesting to follow the evolution of Mandy De Sandra's filthy little tomes. She's more than just a pervert. She's a desperate idealist like most of us, looking to help her country break free of ancient and broken ideas. You heard it first here, Mandy De Sandra is a patriot. A perverted one, but a patriot nonetheless.